OH! OH! ME! ME! Can I tell my Shirley Temple story? Of course, I’ve totally screwed up the punchline just by the subject, but here goes: 8 or so years ago, maybe 10, I was in the local market in Woodside, CA. I grew up in the area and I am in my 50s, so I’ve met a lot of people and I am pretty terrible with facial…

I think we might want to look a little closer at Fincher himself. It seems as though being in one of his movies causes nothing but trouble for his male leads. OBSERVE:

I just don't understand high fashion. *puts on Crocs*

and photoshop

I WOULD RATHER AGE 500 YEARS THAN LIVE THAT TERRIBLE LIFE

Feminism, Terry Richardson Style

I must be getting old, because I pretty much went “Ew.” and scrolled down as quickly as possible to read the comments. Or maybe I still “got it" but HATE when food and bodily fluids are in the same sentence?

Me reading the Tyga lyrics.

Guys I’m beginning to suspect Tyga isn’t a great person.

Someone needs to invent bleach for your brain, because I need it after reading those lyrics.

Why the fucking fuck does “rape rape” Whoopi still have a fucking career?!? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Literally no one (except for maybe Trump) says dumber, more obtuse fucked up shit in the history of idiot famous people. Why does no one call for her head on a stick like we love to do when someone sticks a…

That genius knew what they were doing when they set us up for the "exactly" comment! :)

I see she's gone old-school butt! This is a bold and retro choice in the age of the Kardashians.

she is a doll. so charming and unassuming. met her at gen-con and she's just as lovely in person.

I hate the use of the term 'eyed' in the headline or any headline. No-one says this or uses it in every day language. 'Investigated' is perhaps too strong for the headline but wouldn't the far more acceptable term 'looked at' suffice? Stop trying to make 'eyed' happen!

Who does Jezebel (and I suppose, Kinja) want to participate in & enjoy reading, commenting & joining Jezebel any more? It's all too often 'shock value' tabloid-style pieces, little-or-no- humour (as I remember Jezebel cleverly delivering) and limited value articles, other than impulsive, reactionary posts to general,…

I saw Bonnie Raitt live in Dublin, Ireland in 1992 (yup, I'm that old... !) and she was truly wonderful. :)

Radcliffe shoots and scores. Well said.

Except her face.