Jezebel, I love you so much, but can I please just enjoy this one thing as the world crumbles around me? This is literally the only thing I’m looking forward to as the miserable puce hobgoblin prepares to ascend the iron throne. On a more serious note, I’m a Jewish woman and I’m terrified. My niece is biracial and I’m…

“On science issues.” DO TELL, MARCHMAN.

I would literally rather go to The Upside Down.

I mean what the fuck is a West Ham, is that like Honeybaked in some weird part of flyover country

You must be delightful company during this election season

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.

“How Ya Like Me Now?”

GODDAMMIT. These WikiLeaks emails are making it REALLY HARD for me to continue to act holier than thou around my republican acquaintances. Get your shit together, democrats!

Will Deadspin reimburse me for the lunch I just lost due to that gif?

She won silver, but patriarchy won gold.