I felt really bad for O.J. Simpson until I remembered I don’t give a shit about anyone’s fantasy football team, and also that time he killed his ex-wife and a waiter.

How do you get trained in proper seductive reasoning? Asking for a friend. 

The evidence is out there if you care to look.

Roodi’s seductive reasoning:  Cousins are hot.  I wanna get me some of THAT!

I agree on everything except the legitimacy of any fears on her part; given Trump’s hiring acumen as amply demonstrated by his personal attorney and physician, any assassin he could possibly find would doubtless end up being the exact polar opposite of Anton Chigurh and will probably die from running into a parked…

She’s as cruel, racist and disdainful of “the lesser people” as all the other elites that laugh and cavort with our authoritarian scumbag despot.

Nah, she’s under contract. She’s stuck with Big Orange until that contract is up. Once it is, she’s out. Problem is, she thought Tangerine was rich. Joke’s on her — he’s not. Also, he’s got a long history of not paying his contractors. 

This is a great article and whoever authorized an add for something called “SlottyVegas.com” to be in the middle of it should be deeply ashamed of themselves. Take your online casinos, fold them six times and shove them up your ass until they come out of your mouth.

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.

Melania Trump is an awful person.

Same. This is heartbreaking and I am so grateful to her for sharing her story because it's goddamn important.

God, that line at the end. Crying at my desk. Thank you for writing and publishing this.

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Hey screw off, guy whose dad never said “I love you.”

I’m starting to think those on the right side of the political spectrum may be exhibiting symptoms of hypocrisy.

Why is it that people like Verlander and his spouse, who don’t hesitate to call people overly sensitive or “cucks” are generally really overly sensitive cucks ? 

Counter-point....after watching old people trying to navigate a supermarket parking lot, maybe it wouldn’t be a bad idea to have the police remove a few of them from the road forcibly...