Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

I think he’s just getting cold feet.

In related news, my four year old won’t take his nap without his stuffed tiger, has threatened to retire from preschool.

How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes 17 visits.

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

“What, you mean other democratic countries don’t allow judges to be told what to do by a politician?”

dana white is a vile person who keeps getting richer because you idiots keep paying him

You’d think with the President’s relationship with Playboy alums that he’d change course after that tweet.

Gorka really needs to kill himself.

Fuck Draymond Green.

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

You’re just saying that ignorant people will do ignorant shit. We all know that there’s dumb in the world. You seem real happy when ignorance scores points. Says a lot about how you view the world. Right and wrong are not supposed to be balanced. Right is supposed to smash wrong whenever it takes a small victory.…

‘Doing that part of the transport using autonomous trucks in tunnels sounds like a good idea to me’

HD figured out the low stress part.

They’ll never figure out the reliable part, they don’t want to. Unreliable bikes get boomers into the dealership to buy ugly clothes.

We are never going to colonize Mars and it would be idiotic to try.

These investors aren’t necessarily stupid.

These investors aren’t necessarily stupid.

Big picture? They don’t even think outside of their car interior.

You realize that he isnt going to fuck you right?

Hm... I would agree it isn’t drugging children or sexually assaulting people against their will (that we know of).