Send in the seals!

I may be the last one to realize this, but I feel like when we are confronted with a supposedly ‘cute’ photo of Jennifer Lawrence peeing on the grass directly behind her wine-drinking mother on what is obviously a terrace and not some camp site, we have officially reached peak JL and it is time to move on.
I mean, was…

How did both of those egos fit into one elevator?

Then you are to blame for neonazis in the White House. Enjoy!

Here’s an idea...

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

I don’t want to Northsplain to you, Anna, but you have to rent a snowmobile. 

Josh Brolin, you did not deserve Diane Lane.

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

We moved about 3 months ago and I have only halfway unpacked since then. I started sorting stuff in the storage unit today to decide what to keep, what to donate, what to pitch. I came across the books I used to read when I was like 11-13 or so: Sweet Valley High. And I sat on the ground and started pulling them out…

Another entry in the long running series “Bobby Finger Doesn’t Like Any Movies.”

Yeah, I especially hate how most of these shows want to paint nice looking brick fireplaces white. Or how everyone wants an all white kitchen.

Yea, I also feel like people who want an open space “so the whole family can be together” don’t realize how annoying their family really is.

Saw this elsewhere:

I am with you - open floor plans suck. They’re noisy, and they won’t let you hide your clutter. You also can’t escape your partner, roomie, or kids when you desperately need to. This is also why I think the current fad for tiny houses is stupid and unlivable in the long term.

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

See, I don’t like that it’s the shape of his head, because unless people came and inspected my boobs really closely they wouldn’t be able to read the words and so they might think I just liked him...

I hate the man so much, I had to hunt down an extension just to block his face on the internet for a week. Wearing his silhouette is too big a step, sry.

It’s okay to wish him good health and still think he is an asshole.

? Are you for real? “your heart breaks for them” For two narcissistic spoiled self centered POS. They could care less about you, your heart or anyone else around them unless they are profiting off of them. If Kanye West is sick, I hope he gets the help he needs, just as I hope the old man at the train station this…