It's not trying to. Any fuckwit can tell this is meant as a joke. Jeez, you're so sensitive and emotional...

(the IT Crowd)

SPOILER ALERT: Almost 90% of dumb shit perpetrators are men.

God, this is so great. I love how obviously Riker is the one rocking the chair. EFFECTS!

Ya know, I've ran the same experiment 3 times in a row and it keeps fucking up, and it's just one of like 15 experiments I need for a SINGLE FUCKING PAPER. And these yahoos get a publication for this nonsense!

Illustration of Anna's thought process when writing this title:

As a man I refuse to use any safety straps.

IT BEGINS

MISANDRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to keep my eye on this post's comment section. I have a feeling it will provide me with much entertainment.

You sound like a real keeper.

Someone so fond of their own above-it-all intelligence hopefully doesn't miss the irony of including self-importance in that statement. I have a feeling it's a vain hope.

When the (alleged) rapist kid was finally charged last week, I was so relieved to read GOOD news for once that I sent the feminist knitting circle a Michael's gift card. When we're so inundated with terrible shit all the time, it's nice to take a moment and celebrate the small victories, you know?

I lost my virginity to a German man during my year abroad. There was a rainstorm, I stumbled through in German to explain my thoughts, it was actually quite lovely. No regrets whatsoever.

Raises hand. It was prom night and he told me if I didn't sleep with him that night he would dump me. I agreed because for some reason I thought he was too awesome to lose. He was a weightlifter who had hard callouses on his hands. He also thought ramming it in was cool. No warm up, no tenderness, nothing. It was so…

Him. At least there's that. But he told everyone who asked about the cast that his girlfriend beat him up, so yeah.

*raises hand*

I lost my virginity to a guy with Insane Clown Posse tattoos (plural, as in more than one) during a snow storm with 90s techno setting the mood. I regret nothing.

In a week of shitty things related to rape, this is a welcome reprieve, and gives me a little hope.