What about Brendan? I think he got the shittiest end of the stick and should also be getting some free legal counsel.

Well, let’s hear the people who think that taking a photo rates a punch in the eye....

Stainless? Bitch please. Cast iron or go home.

Damn. I was just about to get on my hoverboard and fry up some eggs.

I have such rage face over that statement

“If it’s got to be a woman”...

It is a happy accident that I saw this piece only a few seconds after it was posted. Woe is Media was a wealth of information for me during my Women’s Studies class in university. I even used it in one of my case study projects about social justice movements in new media. I have always loved your work and this piece…

Hey Editorial, can we edit that “freelance” part out of her bio and get her a job around these parts?

As a fellow fat feminist, one who really struggles with accepting and caring for my body as it is, please accept this enormous thank you for this badass post. I will be rereading it often as I try to make peace with myself as I am. Seriously...thank you.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

How about a homemade chili and having to only pay full price for the meat? Canned beans? free with coupon. Canned tomatoes? free with coupon. Chili powder and cumin? Buy one get one free. Shredded cheese and sour cream? pennies on the dollar. Bag of onions? on special sale combined with eggs so that you essentially…

I would like for there to be coupon-specific registers at the supermarket. The rest of us shouldn’t have to wait in line behind somebody who has umpteen coupons, half of which need the manager’s approval/have expired and the customer wants to fight about it/don’t meet requirements and customer wants to fight about it.

I’d suggest you do a little more research into the couponing world before you form too many opinions. It’s not some fringe crazy activity, and it’s not just for “poor” people. I actually did it for a while about 8 years ago. Not extreme couponing, but regularly following blogs and sites that help and using coupons to…

Strangulation is a class D violent felony offense, punishable by up to seven years in prison

YES, came here to say this. WTF. There’s like a million articles of Miranda Lambert love on this site and then we can’t identify her music?

They would use my favorite Miranda Lambert song for this.

You're the normal one.

We do the elf. I’m into it, I really love crafty things so this is like a holiday crafty challenge., I post some of my favourite ones on my instagram. My kid isn’t having this terrified reaction though, she usually finds it and says that Pinpin is funny.

Also, I just have to say, for someone who keeps bragging about his genes, he’s the ugliest mofo I’ve ever seen. It must be nice to be valued for your accomplishments and not have everything reduced to your physical appearance. My little lady brain wouldn’t know what to do with that!