His parents. Seriously.

Ughhhhh... my mom did this to me. She made me (because let’s face it, it was basically HER wedding) invite the two toxic hags I like to call the “bad aunties”. The bad aunties are awful, spiteful women who delight in tearing other people down to make themselves feel better about their mediocre lives. They have been…

...except agriculture yields a commodity, a product... that provides a purpose, meets a need.... how dumb are people to continually compare this to using water for green lawns and infinity pools?

Shuping claims to have found a psychologist willing to help fulfill her dream in 2006. After a couple of weeks, they decided Shuping was ready to lose her eyesight. The psychologist poured drain cleaner in her eyes.

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.

They have masks that are in packages that look like money 😄.

We’ve deemed it acceptable.

Every time this happens it is like the floor has fallen out from under me. And yet I am also not surprised.

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

I feel like my reaction to this situation would be like “FUCK ALL OF MY STUFF AND MAYBE EVEN MY BF I AM OUT OF HERE” as I ran in the other direction, leaving all my belongings and loved ones behind.

Screaming STOP at my dog barely works, why would it work on a bear.

Shocking that a depressed woman in the “care” of a group that denies the existence of mental illness should end up in a suicidal state.

Honestly what makes me sad is that if she felt like she needed psychological help from a professional, her participation in Scientology would prevent her from getting it.

Starred despite referring to someone in her 40s as old.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

I like Millihelen a lot. And I’m always excited to see a new article go up. But honestly this just felt a little too mean to me. I get that parts of it were meant as jokes, but I think the execution here was off. I’m a woman who likes makeup and I’m a feminist. Those are not mutually exclusive.

Now is as good a time as any to air the number one grievance I have with Jezebel. Chiefly: they don’t feature women doing stuff. There’s a lot about celebs and there’s a lot about clothes and makeup and stupid MRA frat moments, but there are precious few articles on women actually making strides in their fields and…

I would have probably had more interest in this article if the author hadn’t felt so compelled to explain how *she* was (of course, don’t you know) completely ABOVE such fluff and nonsense. Way to alienate/insult a percentage of your readers before you ever got to your point. I bailed out hard.

Is this an article making fun of people who like makeup, on a blog for people who like makeup? I’m confused.

God I fucking hate when men say this. It seems to be a trope of sorts. The reformed man about town has a daughter and suddenly realizes GASP women are human beings.