- Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.
Yes. This happened on “Kentucky time.”
Anything to keep ol’ Josh from being 100% responsible for his own choices. If it wasn’t that, they would find some other way for her to shoulder some of the blame for the things he did like maybe she didn’t keep herself pretty enough, or she nagged him or some BS like that.
Good place to share my two favorite tweens in museums stories...
Ugh, that face. That is the face of a man who feels entirely justified in every petty, fucked-up thing he did here, and will learn exactly nothing from this experience.
This face is cracking me up. Looks like SOMEONE isn’t happy about being dressed up as a grown up Strawberry Shortcake!
yup! the MBA dude said they ordered her an old one special off Ebay.
“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”
I was about to make a joke about how Donald Trump is holding her for ransom and then I remembered that I am a mother, and if this were my kid I would be totally out of my mind. I hope that she is found safe, and this turns out to be a big misunderstanding that can be laughed about later. Much later.
100% sure that Trump’s going to take to Twitter about this with some smug little one-liner
Architect here: looks like they used cobblestone for the “aesthetic value” and (hopefully) the environmental value (less runoff). The concrete looks like it wAs intended for a garage entrance that never happened. Looks like shit, in both cases.
Killing your girlfriend is worth ten months?! I’ve been locked into longer gym memberships.
And this is why Egyptology is amazing.
SHUT UP! That’s delightful. What a dick.
She’s been married four times. Divorce seems to be a part she skips over.
Laundry?