I get that rich people want to give their kids cool stuff and cool things to do, and even that they want to hire people to help them raise their kids. All of these things I can compute. But I do not understand why a rich person would take from their child all of the basic responsibilities of taking care of…

I predict in another 30 years this kid will be running for political office and yammering about boot straps and longer work hours to the teeming masses.

My idol, though, is Scott Disick.

Nanny reads this article like

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

“She points to the Environmental Working Group”

The Environmental Working Group is alarmist and in the past has contributed to anti-vax bullshit: https://www.activistfacts.com/organizations/…

okay but like that deer kind of looks like Ralph Fiennes to me and I won’t apologize for thinking this.

Here’s the thing: if you’re so Christian that you simply can’t do your job that requires issuing gay marriage licenses/ distributing the morning after pill/ etc. . . quit your job. Find a job that isn’t in conflict with your archaic belief system.

These people are now wasting taxpayer money in two ways: 1) refusing to perform their jobs, which are publicly funded, and 2) necessitating additional lawsuits over an issue that has now been litigated to exhaustion.

Awesome. And when more people attend this than they did for any Yankee team, it’ll still be considered an anomaly because women are a niche group, right?

No no, see - only gay people would have to register online for a marriage licence. Straight couples still have to go in person so Casey Davis can high-five them on Jesus’s behalf. Or something.

I’m strangely sad about this.

Sources confirm exclusively to E! News.

my dad, a jewish kid from the bronx who grew up lords of dogtown-style in venice, CA, fell in love with women’s soccer in the early 1970s, before it (or any soccer, really) was fashionable. he started coaching girls’ soccer — my sister and me — learning the game from sports radio out of tijuana (his crackly AM radio…

Megan Rapinoe and her twin turned 30. Me and my twin turned 30. She won the World Cup. I drank heavily to her victory. What I’m saying is we’re both winners here:)

I totally woke up my neighborhood screaming. We’re 8 hours behind in the UK, but I stayed up for that mofo.

This is the moment when I completely lost it:

Found this comment on a different live blog:

I’ve watched this team grow from a slow start in the Australia opener to a flat out amazing team in the semifinal in Germany, only to find myself apoplectic with joy in the first 5 minutes of the final. Well fucking done!