I love that dress!

I got a lip stain in a box a while ago. It is amazing. I’m gone today but will get you the tomorrow.

Sorry, I didn't realize I'd replied twice, but that's my brain.

Oh no. We just finished suing said school district because a teacher was getting handsy with her. They know not to screw with her. She's unafraid to say what needs to be said.

I was walking with my then 10 year old daughter when I noticed this guy checking my daughter out. I watched him turn to look at her from behind. I was fucking enraged. Like beyond all reason. I yelled - screamed, really, “SHE’S TEN YOU FUCKING PERV!” His wife was open mouthed.

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

That's some awesome side eye.

She is 64 years old (young). She's a goddess and I feel like a shlump.

Holy shit. That would make me both scared to death and really grateful for the folks in charge of my safety.

I'm just outside of Portland. It's a pretty open city, and most don't have that smug attitude. I wear a full face daily, wear leather, and carry a coach purse. You'll be just fine. :)

I don't care about the dress, but he's SMOKING? I smoke, so I don't judge, but he's an athlete and that surprises me.

One of my direct descendants was one of the founders of the KKK.

So I was eating a delicious croissant and reading this. I got to the part of regrown hymens and next thing I know my croissant was on the front of my shirt. I apparently had opened my mouth in shock and forgot to the close it.

Hugs and love. And I wish I had the power to un-grey you for this beautiful comment.

REBA IS THE FUCKING QUEEN. Ok, I'll calm down now.

That foundation is perfect on you!

I loved this article! My daughter is in her 3rd year of high school ASL and is getting pretty good at it. The school puts on two shows per year that is all ASL and absolutely nothing else. It's one of the best attended events of the year.

I give my husband a little pat on the tushy after I buy him something pretty. That way he knows I'm emasculating him.

I just want her eyebrows.

I just want her eyebrows.

Yet he didn't screw up the republican button.