It's more like do you look in the mirror and see a fat person? Do you know you're a fine weight but can't quite accept it and take steps to over exercise or starve? Do you eat a bunch then force yourself to vomit?

Jeez, are Maines territorial? Mine are snowshoes (at least part snowshoe) and that's a breed known for being like a dog, but in a cat body. They're VERY vocal (the white one calls me mama), very loving, and bond strongly. They also love water and follow me all over the house, when they're not sleeping.

It's weird and I can't quite figure out those two. They are from the same litter and rescues, but they go through typical sibling phases were they can't stand each other, then adore each other, rinse, repeat.

Yes, yes! We should contact her people.

Here's my weirdest cat, sleeping. Follwed by by him and his sister loving on each other.

SHE SHOULD RELEASE AN ALBUM ABOUT CATS AND NEEDLEPOINT!! Sorry, I just got really excited.

I live in Washington and while we're a fairly progressive state, my teenage kids have straight, gay, bi, trans friends. They just don't care your color or sexual preferences. If you're a friend, you're a friend. I'm constantly surprised to come home and see what random kid is hanging out. I love the pure acceptance.

You're my kind of person. :)

Blonde woman on the front left has no rhythm.

Mushroom soup, my favorite! Sorry, I'm always hungry.

I was outside this morning letting the dog pee and a bear was just around the corner (we have three regulars). I dropped my phone and ran like a crazy woman. Bears scare the living crap out of me.

Ooh, nice!

No! It seems excessive, but I want my own floatie like that.

Excellent! This is my newest favoritest column ever, like in life! I'm at my desk laughing my damned ass off.

Maybe he does. Maybe he has a heart and cares about other people. Maybe you're an ass.

It's like you have real knowledge. I appreciate it!

And that's exactly right. I have two kids in their teens. We're open about sex, the risks, the benefits, the need for safety. It's not one conversation but a constant ongoing one. A nurse wants to talk to my kid for five minutes without me? AWESOME.

Does the waving of the rag mean something or is it just soothing?

My dad. He dips it in ketchup. I adore him but that shit is just wrong.

That is fucking magical. All the stars!