He’s so glorious in person though.

lol. My roommate’s dogs are so different when they’re around me vs him. They remember how much of a slob my roommate is vs me where i’m like go outside right now.

This woman is probably the most dangerous woman in the US as of right now.

Okay Obama, we all know he wants to quit but can’t because he will ruin his entire life.

Obama - pls stay

they in fact did riot, loot, and vandalize when Obama was elected.

I infact will be and will run my bloody self. Please quote me then.

Shoot. I walked in the Holocaust museum and D.C and that was the day I really became afraid of this result of our election.

well

I had this done when I was undergoing my cancer surgeries.

i hate this soooo ooo oo o much

is the illusion that they’re considering this an illusion?

I am jealous. lol

For someone who is infertile, this could be life changing.

Ok, here’s a story.

Me too. :( Omg, I think this is why I refuse to wear light colored pants out of high school trauma

I’m sorry mom.

pls start production of these shirts immediately for all women

dude, home depot get a metal bar that goes under the door handle. I have done this with non deadbolt/chain locked homes.

LOL. This reminds me of when my employee lost her mind when Lauryn Hill called in for her bank stuff.