It is the most amazing thing since breathing.

Oh. So you would like if an overqualified candidate just says, hey. I need a job.

I think a physical examination could possibly work as well. If there is a hairline fracture, well... that idea would go out the window. But a clean break, yeah.

She used to be SO pretty.

Oh. my.

The day the gym class in college said no phones when we were on trainers I about quit.

You are a godly person.

ever since American Psycho

I am unsure of his hung-ness, I just read an article about a groupie saying he liked bdsm.

Apparently according to the internet a sexytime with Leto would hurt like Satan.

Someone will get cut that way

Get old clothes, chop them, red liquidy substance, roll in dirt + red substance. = Zombie on the cheap.

Story time,

i am still grossed out

THE RELIEF.

OH MY GOD

Watch SOA. He's a lot more damn when he's cleaned up.

Its love. Mine says it too.

Me and my co-workers watched this like a horror movie just like, right now.

Humans are their own worst enemy.