Guy is amazing. Met him back when he was wrestling. HE SIGNED MY SHOULDER.

Just no.

slowly insert a rod into their bodies?

yummy

lol awesome.

yes.

i had sex at my grandma's.

I was sad about Batman too.

Please add Dark Shadows. It was not a good movie. It angered me.

package of condoms is cheaper than 18+ years

Tell your friend I wanna be his friend and buy him xmas presents forever. :'(

Kim Kardashian can talk!?

it's ridiculously sweet. I'll eat what I put my hands on though.

Ooooooooooooooooh!!!! How fancy. Thanks!! :-)

I'm saving that little tidbit about sympathy to use one day. I like it.

Can I smack him for you?

Can I have their stuff?

Zombies.

Oh.

I like my S III. :(