I’m sort of shocked that they aren’t trying to blame Democrats for this whole thing.

Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

DeVos takes the gold in the “Isn’t That Special” Olympics.

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family. 

make the olympics special again

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

TLDR; “I HAVE LOTS OF TIME AND MONEY”

Botany Bay!

They’re 9..... Just pick’em up off the car and toss’em into a pond, or a bush. It’s Australia, that would totally fly. The children are the descendants of convicts, let the wildlife of Australia have them. Drop’em in a ponder or river, Salt Water Crocs and bull sharks baby. The bush? Well, get ready for a Brown or…

This comment... is wild to me

Speaking of wildly out of touch news....lol

My two best friends are Jewish. Their willingness to eat pig is indirectly proportionate to their proximity to their mothers.

Every year the Mets out-Mets themselves, and I’m glad to see the initiative they’re taking and starting the Mets-ing nice and early.

Cousin Eddie:  The College Years

We had this suite of rooms in college (six bedrooms with shared living room, bathroom, kitchen) that was handed down from guy to guy over the years, so it was almost like a small fraternity house.

Buddy, if you’re wearing an Ultimate Frisbee jacket in public, the white trash homophobe isn’t the nightmare roommate.

I am also a frequent NYC-DC train rider and I LOVE IT.

It is in times like these that I can’t help to think back to what one of our greatest presidents, JFK, once said, “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask your country to never tweet”.

You make a good point about Tugs. What they need is a Tender, rescue or salvage ship. They rely too much on local Coast Gaurd and Naval Units. It’s not like they don’t know the routes, number of passengers and mechanical compliment of their ships. They should know exactly where and what to stage for rescue efforts.…

A goalie flop with 1:40 left in the game while up by 2. I admire his devotion to the dark arts.