Or...he’ll run the ball from his own 3 on 4th and 8, but won’t run the ball on 2nd and goal to go from the 1 in the Super Bowl?

“You mean I could have gotten more!? Man, is my face red.”

Yeah, pretty much the same except for all the killing

I think we can agree that Thursday Night Football is somehow a Madden simulation using the engine from 2034; the graphics are indistinguishable from reality but the physics still aren’t quite right.

The No Fun League will make a janky rule banning this play specifically next year.