Bill Buckner.

It was Bill Buckner. Hernandez played for the Mets.

I feel bad. I haven’t subscribed to SI in many years, but I did (OK, my mom did for me) when I was a teenager and I’ve bought and read many, many issues over the years. And the quality was there. Even a dopey teenager like me could recognize it. That April’s Fools issue about the Mets phenom pitcher was pure genius!…

Wouldn’t the NBA make more money if China was a democratic country?

I have long maintained that a strong running game is more important than most pundits are willing to admit. I also maintain that you can win in the NFL with an average QB and average receivers if you have a strong running game. You start bringing those defensive backs closer to the line of scrimmage and all of sudden…

This is a beautifully written essay. Definitely among your best. I very much enjoyed reading it. Congratulations and thank you for a job very well done.

Wouldn’t they have to call him at 4 or 4:30 for him to make it to the office by 5? Good luck to any of you trying to get into contact with me at that time of the morning. I would just turn my phone off and show up for work at the regular time. I’ll be damned if I’m coming in early just to get fired.

My first thought after watching the video was ‘He might be dead’ and then ‘At least Bills’ fans have good taste in music’.

He’s the same boy he used to be.

I actually do feel kind of bad for the players. They didn’t ask for any of this. All they want to do is play football and have a chance to win on Sunday. It’s the same way I felt watching the Eagles destroy the Jets. And the Eagles really didn’t play all that well. How do things like this happen? How does a team get…

I do so love to see big mouth trash talkers get their comeuppance.

One time my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her. So I ran a thorough investigation on myself. I even appointed a special Blue Ribbon panel (consisting of me) and I found that I didn’t do it.

Brown said to himself ‘Well, I can either keep running and have a coronary or fall down right here. I think I’ll fall down right here.’ Can’t really blame him for that.

I started watching that game because the score was close. But after a while, it became clear that the reason the score was close was because neither team could move the ball. What a snoozer!

Wrong. A Mary Sue is an impossibly perfect female character. She has no faults or vices. She has no fears. She knows everything. She wins every fight. She’s the person who everybody turns to when they have a problem. She solves every problem. Michael Burnham is the text book example of a Mary Sue.

Michael Burnham is still a Mary Sue who makes me sick to my fuckin’ stomach and Discovery still sucks monkey balls. The Picard thing looks intriguing and I’m willing to keep an open mind and give it a fair chance before I trash it unmercifully.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!

Yea. There are a lot of guys who finished their careers with a 1.000 batting average. Guys who got one at-bat, got a hit, and then never got another one.

I didn’t think Strasburg had pitched enough games or innings to qualify for anything. Washington makes the playoffs every year but they’re mostly one and done.

Enough of them to put Trump in the WH are.