In the Eli Manning Era, the Giants have never won a playoff game in a year that they didn’t also win the Super Bowl. So Eli’s entire career can be summed up into 3 categories. In Eli’s entire career, the Giants either a) won the Super Bowl (twice) b) lost in the first round of the playoffs (4 times) or c) missed the…

No. I’ll take anything that keeps New England from claiming the top spot.

Quite frankly, I think it’s almost time to give up on sports entirely. Take a look at a league (any league in any sport) and apparently 2 or 3 or 4 teams that think they have a legitimate shot at winning the championship. The rest figure, fuck it! We can’t win, so why even bother? Let’s just trade away our good…

First of all, I never admitted that the show was funny. Ever. But I was willing to admit that there might have been some kind of entertainment derived from the first decade or so of the show’s run.

No, the saddest thing is that there are people out there who think that The Simpsons are entertaining. Probably the same people who think that Trumper is a good president.

Two words for you Colts: Cody Parkey. Somebody is eventually going to sign him and when they do this kid is going to go on a run! I have a soft spot in my heart for this kid and he’s going to set the NFL ON FIRE when he gets his second chance. Yea, he missed a kick in a playoff game that cost his team the win. That’s…

Can’t Teddy drink some of those energy shakes and put some weight on?! Jesus Christ dude! Have a steak and baked potato for dinner tonight! How about some pasta? Hey, you’re in New Orleans! How about some gumbo and jambalaya! I don’t even know what they are, but they sound like something that will put weight on!

I think the Dolphins are going to fall over backwards into a win. I don’t know who, when or where, but I think some team is going to choke just a little bit worse than them. Never count out the Jets!

Who gives a shit? Don’t you realize that the Eagles gacked away a win that was in the bag?! In most years, this would have me bouncing off the walls with hatred, disgust and disappointment. But now, it’s only a semi-annoyance. Because I’ve been an Eagles fan since my mid-teens and I’m about to turn 60. I NEVER thought…

I was looking for the weird stuff like having a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones taken out or a pack of unopened Marlboro’s (even thought they don’t smoke!) on every flat surface or the kind of strange shit you hear about at concerts. These guys are fine. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Don’t sell yourself short. You are most definitely still in the running.

Who said I was just figuring that out now? I’ve always thought that both The Simpsons and South Park should have been canceled decades ago.

Sounds to me like it should be a funny show. Golden Girls had its moments.

I realize people need their mushy comfort-food TV chewed for them, and watching endless re-runs in (insert name of streaming service here) currently is currently the binky and soft blanky for neurotic millennials (in the UK too apparently).

You do realize, don’t you, that it’ll probably take about 25 years to give The Simpsons ‘a rewatch or two’?

Proof plus that Americans are just too stupid to continue to exist. Trump is in the WH, he probably is going to be re-elected and millions upon millions of Americans watch, support and are now going to pay for the privilege of watching a cartoon that stopped being funny about 10 years before they were born.

They were in the AFC title game 2 years ago with Blake Bortles at QB. How do you explain that? The Jaguars should be at least reasonably good, especially with Big Dick Nick at QB. But you can’t fix stupid.

Play for the tie at home, go for the win on the road. Or maybe it’s the other way around. I’m not sure.  But either way, you go for the TD.  The one thing you DON’T do is kick the FG.  Brainless moron.  Should be fired today.

She was using the diapers because she had a long drive from Houston to Orlando and didn’t want to have to stop to use the bathroom or for anything else. So if you pound energy drinks and adult diapers, you can just keep going and going and...

As a Penn State fan, I LOVED the call. But the football fan in me said “This makes no sense whatsoever”. At any rate, thanks Pitt!