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I had no idea that ‘Ross From Friends’ was the name of the band! I thought that maybe Felix Clary Weatherall was David Schwimmer’s real name or something! Learn something new everyday. Unfortunately Felix, your first single did not inspire me to want to hear more (or even to finish that one track). Sorry. But good

Whenever I see an article about the Mormons or, especially, BYU, I always think to myself that RIGHT NOW there is at least 1 person on that campus drinking a cup of coffee, pounding a beer or smoking a joint. Has to be!

Jack & Coke? If he has a bottle in his back pocket?

Right? I didn’t know who either fighter was when I looked at the picture. But I said to myself “The guy in the black trunks is too flabby and he’s going to get his ass whupped”. And so it was.

Yankees infielder Gleyber Torres has 26 HRs this year, 13 of them came against the Orioles. Since Baltimore cant’ get this guy out without serving up a ‘tater, whey not show some mercy for them and bench Torres when you play the Orioles?

Trump is going to win in 2020. There isn’t a doubt in my mind. This country is so fuckin’ blind and stupid and the Dems are so incapable of getting their heads out of their asses to put up a semi-reasonable opponent, it’s a fait accompli. Fuck it. I hope the world burns! C’mon Iran, China, Russia and North Korea!

He was funny on Married...with Children. Yea, that show when downhill as the years went on, but what show doesn’t?

In a semi-related vein...

Take the radioactive waste and dump it at Mar-a-Lago. Trump only uses it once a week anyway.

As if the Phillies don’t have enough shit in their past (and their present), they had to put this asshole on their Wall of Fame.

And what happens when the ball rolls behind the toilet? And who’s gonna wash off the balls and putter when they get soiled? You kids today, I don’t know. This is what God made newspapers and magazines for!

And what happens when the ball rolls behind the toilet? And who’s gonna wash off the balls and putter when they get

Keep your eye on the sparrow.

Wow! There are some seriously bitter millennials in here. Newsflash snowflakes: You haven’t lived long enough yet to be bitter about anything.

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I thought Thorne handled it extremely well; like a professional with a good sense of humor. Gary Thorne is my favorite ex-ESPN announcer followed closely by Charlie Steiner. Thorne was great calling hockey games way back when ESPN actually cared about the NHL.

Remember when people used to have brains and they used to think “You know, maybe it’s not such a great idea to say/do this stupid/racist/sexist thing and then to record it and broadcast it to the world.”

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Why not just let the players who want to wear old equipment sign a waiver that they can’t sue the league if they get injured? Grandfather the old equipment in. I remember when the NHL mandated that all players had to wear helmets. Every new player entering the league had to wear a helmet. But players who were already

The Bears were stupid to cut Cody Parkey. The guy can kick! Yea, he missed a kick last year that cost them a playoff game. OUCH!

I didn’t mean to imply becoming less adventurous. Whenever I need chicken soup for the soul, I tend toward that which gave it to me in the past.

Don’t judge me too harshly. If you take nothing else from me, take this:

I was speaking in generalities. Of course there are going to be exceptions.