Between this and the doctor stepping over a dead body on Mt. Everest and I’d say that the human race is fucked. And I am beginning to pray for Armageddon.

I thought his joke was good.

I’m surprised he retired with any money at all. Do you know how easy it would be to be his business manager and rob him blind?!

“It is a virtual certainty that you will fight on a battlefield for America at some point in your life,” he added.

They’re going to invade Ben & Jerry’s? I guess their supply of Chunky Monkey is getting low.

Who’s the bigger moron? The moron in office or the morons who put him there?

“Well, let me see here. I think I’ll go hiking all by myself. Should I bring along any supplies or tools or communication devices in case I get into trouble? Hell No!! Don’t you know? I’m God’s gift to hiking! I don’t need no stinkin’ water or food or cell phones!”

If you ever get a chance, check out the Mythbusters episode where they addressed this very issue. So many people get lost and some end up dieing when they are only a mile or two away from a road. Fascinating episode. To sum it up, humans have an incredibly bad sense of direction. You might think you’re walking in a…

Hey Miranda! Ever hear of reflexes?! They work! Get some!

I had no idea about any of this. I went through my bowling phase back in the 80s, before any of this started. There were no video screens back then. And you had to keep score by hand with a pencil and a score-sheet. And we loved it!! Dag-nab young whippersnappers!

“...when the waters recede again...”

Phillies need bullpen help and they’re a lot closer to contending than the Nats are.

Yea, but didn’t they just install pay-lockers at the ball park? That should help alleviate the financial crunch.

Get some snakes and turn them loose in the city. See if that works.

I did listen to the audio clip and that was just horrible. Don’t you think that somebody somewhere along the way would have said to her “Ummm, I think you might want to do a little more research before you write anymore”?

Hockey is almost over, and the NBA is basically done, so now all we have to look forward to over these impending hot summer months is a World Cup, the ability to blast Bad Girls out of our apartment windows, and some goddamn WNBA basketball.

Good point.

True ‘nuff. Sad. His wife told him that that plane would be the death of him. And she was right.

I’d go. He already has his money and his Stanley Cup ring. And he’d be getting out of Pittsburgh (27th largest market) and into St. Paul (16th largest market). That’s a step up in my book. And I don’t think he minds cold and snow.

It’s all fun and games until somebody ends up dead. Just ask Roy Halladay.