Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

The olllll’ George Costanza

Nate’s probably not big into the ability to pleasure a woman.

He's backbackbackbackbackback in the unemployment line.

Next year, he can be joined by Chestnutt.

Does Kobayashi still do his protest performance?

The celebrity outrage about this is so funny. Correct me if I’m wrong, it only says the kids have to be vaccinated if their attending a public school or daycare? As if any of these people are letting their kids go to a public school...

The doors aren’t welded shut.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

She moonlights as an advocate for comicbook tracers

Love the guy in the crowd who throws up the X hands — the signal for a legitimate injury in a pro wrestling match.

[T]hey don’t seem to realize in horse racing, 2 seconds is a huge distance

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.

All while reversing the polarity.

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

First time I get to use this in response.

No, now we hate Natalie Portman. Keep up.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"