Wow...huge difference between momentarily taking your hand of the wheel to shift and holding a phone so you can watch a chat

“Though next time he might want to save the heat when he really needs it”

“I held my phone with one hand while occasionally reading chat, while driving with the other. I equate this to reading my GPS. It wasn’t as if I was texting or using my phone’s keyboard in any way.”

If you read the Guide to Snooker thats linked in the article, its not considered bad luck to mention it

Huh...damn kids with your newfangled slang. Back in my day “much smaller” meant just that...not “almost 3 times as many”

Read a story on Reddit around the time the whole “Richard Simmons is being held hostage” thing came out. It’s Reddit, so grain of salt of course.

Blowing on a ball to make it go foul is illegal, I get that. What if, while trying to “wave” people off from making a play on the ball, the air from the arms makes it go foul? Just start emphatically waving people off the ball

Most of us wish we were as put together at 32 as Keanu is at 52

Confused since Christie is the smaller of something for once

Every time I see her, she looks like a wax statue that has melted more since I had previously seen her

it’s like Kyle was trying to prove that the apple can fall far from the tree

My previous response is gone for some reason. I agree with you 100%...fuck being the “tolerant” left anymore..

Aren’t the Left supposed to be the tolerant ones?

The order by the BRooklyn judge said it would be enforced by the US Marshall Service

The Department of Justice reports that it was unaware of who in the White House was responsible for writing the immigration ban, which the President forced into action overnight with the executive order.

(“MVP-caliber” being code for “we want to acknowledge how excellent he’s been, but c’mon, Brady’s the MVP and you have to work really hard to come up with reasons he’s not”)

I used to work for Boston Market and had long long hours on Thanksgiving...typically 6am to 11pm. Then if we had catering deliveries, I’d be at work even later getting those ready. My thanksgiving dinner typically consisted of an open faced turkey sandwich from Wawa

Welp, goodbye Jezebel and other sites under the Univision banner. Since Trump wants to “loosen” libel laws, you’ll too soon be sued out of existance. Its honestly been nice knowing you