This is - ugh - fake news. Per Michael Avenatti’s Twitter:

Wait a decade and you’ll be able to find the AMG for 75% less than its original MSRP. (As has been true for basically all AMGs made, well, ever.) And considering one can handily find a mid-2000s Aston Martin for under $50K, I wouldn’t bet on the Vanquish, either.

The legendary 2JZ, the uniquely driver-focused interior, the clean lines paired with a massive wing - it’s the pinnacle of “awesome 1990's Japanese sports car”.

It’s rare and special to a whole generation of people.

You’re not a fucking millennial. You’re gen Y goddammit. Born in 1985. I am NOT a fucking millennial and will stab anyone who calls me such.

Nothing good made in the mid-2000s? Allow me to introduce you to the E46 3-series. (And while it’s slightly pricier and older, an E39 M5 could be had for well under six figures new.)

Probably dating myself slightly, but my dad bought one of these when I was in college - to replace the 300ZX (twin turbo, obviously) he’d bought when I was in high school. This may come as a surprise, but neither of us particularly liked the Supra, and we both thought the 300ZX was a better car in nearly every way,…

“This is for a perfect condition stock car with no miles, this is a one out of 1000 car.”

...except Fi only charges for the data you actually *use*, so if you do all of your surfing over wifi—and note that Fi phones auto-connect to tens of thousands of wifi networks—your bill would be $20/month for your main line and $15 for every other.

Possibly because a) it subleases bandwidth from Verizon, which throttles data speeds of third-party companies using its network at 3G levels; b) even at reduced speeds, you can’t tether a laptop to its data connection; and c) it lacks even basic functionality like caller ID?

Yeezys have been in trouble for quite a while now - but, then, so has Adidas in general. Introducing a colorway that resembles green-neon-crusted shit didn’t help, but even their less hideous drops haven’t fared well (e.g. the all-white 350s that debuted last month - white-fabric sneakers are just perfect for fall &…

Only twelve of these cars were made, like, ever.

Just read the list in full. And it’s full of shite. Even if you limit a discussion of its flaws to only one movie, “Captain America: Civil War,” and exclude all the hundreds (thousands? hundreds of thousands?) of unseen collateral deaths throughout the entire MCU:

You have to remind yourself that she doesn’t have any powers of her own

Am I the only one wondering how he finagled a three-character Twitter handle? You need to be a legit Silicon Valley OG for that kind of shit, at least if you’re not a celebrity with a verified account.

“That’s how most people in large cities commute, you should check it out.”

I-35 runs through nearly the entire length of Texas, including Austin (where I live). Since our weather is roughly on par with Southern California’s, we get freezing precipitation once in a blue moon, and actual accumulations of snow about once a decade. (Bizarrely, we’ve gotten it twice in the past two months, all…

Indeed. The horror of law-abiding noncitizens daring to reenter the U.S. after Mexico has just suffered one of the strongest earthquakes in its history! Falfurrias, Texas will never be unsullied.

While I certainly won’t disagree that the X7 concept grille is hideous, BMW has vastly larger problems than design right now. I’d also take the current Bimmer lineup over anything from the Bangle years any day of the week. (“GT” variants excluded.)

Believe it or not, the various Bimmer “GTs” are surprisingly popular in Europe. (Not that I disagree about their looks.)