a) Doctors aren't lawyers.

"Doctors refusing to carry out a procedure they deem unethical is not "obstruction of justice"."

I'm sorry, but comparing any modern-day American police department to the Gestapo (and yes, I realize that they did not literally work at "the camps") is as intellectually faulty as calling Obama a "communist." Both are extreme, yet inaccurate, descriptions aimed solely to get people riled up.

Regrettably, it looks too much like another Japanese convertible out there.

They're writers who work on a FT basis and are assigned to cover industry sectors. Regardless of medium, I think that fits the definition of professional journalist circa 2013.

Um, where did I disagree with any of this? The whole thing was unconstitutional - that's my point.

"GM didn't create current Flint, Detroit, Inkster, Saginaw or Benton Harbor. Black culture is squarely responsible for those illiterate war zones."

I'm aware of that, but the headline indicates that Jalopnik had never heard of Moray Callum previously, even though he was head of Ford's North American design team for the past four years. I heard of him several years ago; I'm just wondering how the professional journalists at Jalopnik didn't.

Oh, yes. Life at Auschwitz and Dachau was a breeze in comparison! Being tortured and starved nearly to death, before being forced into a gas chamber with your entire family and 500 others and subsequently exterminated, doesn't hold a candle to anal penetration!

You're assuming, fallaciously, that the warrant wasn't already crystal-clear.

A few things:

...and apparently Jalopnik somehow missed this fact even though it's been in the media for nearly four years now.

That's for pork ribs. The Texas specialty is beef ribs (though most places offer both). Also, the regional variation of chili calls for beef, and not any beans (of any kind).

Okay, really? You have absolutely no idea why people still buy SUVs? Lemme spell it out:

How profound: a female New York freelance journalist who couldn't help but wonder ... do guys have their own construct of "having it all"?

"Colorado City is prounounced Colo-RAID-o not RAD.

Again, this "single beef rib" is not comparable to a normal one. It's closer in size to a porterhouse steak, at least in terms of total meat content. The pics here really don't do it justice.

...assuming you've never been to Caffe Medici in Clarksville or next door to Congress (as in the restaurant), which has the best lattes in the state, but to each his own.

It's LANN-no.

You had me at Snow's, but lost me at the Salt Lick, still by far the most overrated barbecue in Central Texas (whether it's at the Driftwood location or not). In any event, I'd suggest trying the rib at John Mueller's, which I've actually eaten, before criticizing it.