"GM didn't create current Flint, Detroit, Inkster, Saginaw or Benton Harbor. Black culture is squarely responsible for those illiterate war zones."

I'm aware of that, but the headline indicates that Jalopnik had never heard of Moray Callum previously, even though he was head of Ford's North American design team for the past four years. I heard of him several years ago; I'm just wondering how the professional journalists at Jalopnik didn't.

Oh, yes. Life at Auschwitz and Dachau was a breeze in comparison! Being tortured and starved nearly to death, before being forced into a gas chamber with your entire family and 500 others and subsequently exterminated, doesn't hold a candle to anal penetration!

You're assuming, fallaciously, that the warrant wasn't already crystal-clear.

A few things:

...and apparently Jalopnik somehow missed this fact even though it's been in the media for nearly four years now.

That's for pork ribs. The Texas specialty is beef ribs (though most places offer both). Also, the regional variation of chili calls for beef, and not any beans (of any kind).

Okay, really? You have absolutely no idea why people still buy SUVs? Lemme spell it out:

How profound: a female New York freelance journalist who couldn't help but wonder ... do guys have their own construct of "having it all"?

"Colorado City is prounounced Colo-RAID-o not RAD.

Again, this "single beef rib" is not comparable to a normal one. It's closer in size to a porterhouse steak, at least in terms of total meat content. The pics here really don't do it justice.

...assuming you've never been to Caffe Medici in Clarksville or next door to Congress (as in the restaurant), which has the best lattes in the state, but to each his own.

It's LANN-no.

You had me at Snow's, but lost me at the Salt Lick, still by far the most overrated barbecue in Central Texas (whether it's at the Driftwood location or not). In any event, I'd suggest trying the rib at John Mueller's, which I've actually eaten, before criticizing it.

"What jets exactly have you seen a belted toilet with a privacy screen pulled up from the floor that stops at shoulder level?"

Okay, I'm confused: the original challenge was to see how much one could eat in one day while driving a certain car. In this case the car happens to have a diesel engine and a tank large enough to drive 500+ miles — but that alone means you get to drive the car for a week as a part of the challenge? I'm not seeing how…

"Properly cooked ribs never have meat that falls off the bone... that's what overcooked ribs do."

I remain unclear on what seems so "implausible." I'm merely confirming the description of the toilet described in the article as something I've routinely seen, with my own eyes, on fractionally shared jets. I don't see any way whatsoever of installing an actual door without removing at least one seat.

That's how I read it, too.

"But a plane with no bathroom door? That really limits the plane this could be."