This— this is strangely awesome.

I love The Hobbit, saw it many times (5? 6?) at the cinema and even more times on netflix, and I'll be the first in line to see DoS. The first reviews are very promising, Empire gave it five stars, so I expect many many MANY more trips for me in the following weeks.

Um, Kotaku is international, as is the Internet. I'm a Pole living in UK and yes, my intent was to ask people who live in Japan and played the game if they liked it.

I'm a bit confused? What do you mean by that? I know that the game got released 2 weeks ago in Japan and it's going to be released in a couple of months in UK and I was wondering if anyone played it??

It's been released in Japan.

Anyone played it? I liked XIII-2 but wasn't too fond on XIII. Thoughts?

Yes but only white ppl. Black people get arrested if they try to buy this stuff.

I hate when shows/magazines take beautiful women, strip them off makeup and call it bravery. Yeah, it's brave for a woman to go out without makeup because they'd be judged by massive a-holes... except that in 9/10 it's those kind of magazines that are a-holes about this stuff. The same with concern trolling regarding…

I've been playing some FFXIII-2 and it's much better than I remember it to be, so I guess I'm looking forward to FFLR

I'd pay actual money if it happened!
Well, literally, I'd pay for a copy. It's still my fav FF title

Bourgeois pigs.

Compare the erections dot com?

Cory for me, made worse by the fact that I wasn't aware he relapsed and went into rehab, since I quit Glee after s2.

I'm sorry, what? That's... Where do you live? What sort of group of people/nationality judges other people because they take a bus?! That's disgusting. I'm lost for words.

I am... ...I don't even know what I am. There's no group more unprivileged than homeless and yet this ~~human~~ found a way to make their situation EVEN WORSE THAN IT ALREADY WAS and brags about it!!!!
Shouldn't he be arrested?! Isn't the unlawful destruction of someone's property, I don't know, a felony at least?

Not only I want it, I want it the way it is - as a spoof.

Incredibly, I was told that the pores in condoms are much larger than sperm cells so they can just, I don't know, swim out I guess, and impregnate you, because sperm cells are dicks like that.