The first of these mini retro things to do a handheld. Is the mini gameboy next?

Are the writers here just bored anymore? Doctor of opinions over here trying to fluff that paycheck. Imagine thinking using periods right now in the world is an issue that warrants this type of write up...

Let’s take a second to remember what spawned Twitch. Justin.tv was a place where a guy livestreamed his life. It was voyeuristic, but he was also selling himself. Justin.tv was a product, like most things on the net.

Difficult since they stopped putting cup holders in home computers.

imagine if a lighthearted video game blog used hyperbole

I never touch food with my hands while gaming... ... ...but just for you I will eat a bowl of soup and let it drip down my beard onto my keyboard while reading this.

I pick snacks that won’t leave a residue on my fingers. I’ve never understood the whole Cheetos/Doritos association with geekery. They’re good, but they leave shit on your fingers that’ll gunk up your all of your stuff.

Man CuriosityStream really lives up to their name, huh?

if they really wanted to troll people, one of the designs should be a bottle of ketchup next to a steak. 

The only Heinz ketchup accessory I need is a butter knife.

To be fair, I wasn’t more than 9 years old, and honestly I’m fairly shocked that I was able to make it as far as I did.

Superior in every way except not being portable. That wasn’t a very good port (Digital Eclipse) and had a save crash bug (yikes).

I was a picky eater, what fixed it was learning to cook for myself. Turns out I was less of a picky eater than it was my mom was/is a shitty cook.

You can still get a Lite, but be careful, Animal Crossing save files are tied to your hardware in case you do decide to migrate to a regular Switch model.

Someone should call CPS on your BS sitting with a plate of food until you eat it. My parents tried this when I was a kid and it was traumatizing.

“Unscrupulous” is a matter of perspective. I don’t care to have the debate.

I can understand the frustration it garners in multiplayer games where your performance is linked to the performance of others but I see no reason to give someone a hard time about not min maxing in a single player game.

Maybe by the time FFXIV is as old as FFXI is now they’ll figure out how to make a launcher that quietly updates the game in the background whether you’re logged in or not. Or how to make it so you only have to actually put in your password and token if you haven’t played on this computer in a while. 

Pretty much the catch-all description of 70% of all comments, everywhere, with 15% being intentionally hateful, and on days when we’re really, really lucky, about 15% being kind, knowledgeable, genuine, encouraging, insightful, or funny.