kirkchop
Kirk Chop
kirkchop

The first of these mini retro things to do a handheld. Is the mini gameboy next?

I feel like this summed up the expectations nicely. It must have taken them minutes to pick JUST the right font...

That should have been Universal's response to the Snyder Cut.

Moore: What happened with the original cut?

I hear you my friend, and I hear this said about Mass Effect 3 as well, that the ending completely ruined the whole experience. I’m very glad I’m not wired that way; I didn’t like the ending either but it in no way diminished the thrill and enjoyment I had watching everything that came before.

Are the writers here just bored anymore? Doctor of opinions over here trying to fluff that paycheck. Imagine thinking using periods right now in the world is an issue that warrants this type of write up...

Let’s take a second to remember what spawned Twitch. Justin.tv was a place where a guy livestreamed his life. It was voyeuristic, but he was also selling himself. Justin.tv was a product, like most things on the net.

Difficult since they stopped putting cup holders in home computers.

imagine if a lighthearted video game blog used hyperbole

I never touch food with my hands while gaming... ... ...but just for you I will eat a bowl of soup and let it drip down my beard onto my keyboard while reading this.

I pick snacks that won’t leave a residue on my fingers. I’ve never understood the whole Cheetos/Doritos association with geekery. They’re good, but they leave shit on your fingers that’ll gunk up your all of your stuff.

Some of the best Superman stories definitely make the drama be more about how he can’t really save everyone and how he deals with that knowledge more than just throwing a few punches at some guy in a robot suit. 

Cavill was completely wasted. I mean just LOOK AT HIM. He is Superman. How did they screw that one up? I’ll never get it...

So long as Snyder is forced to agree to some kind of restraining order preventing him from interacting with Cavill or working on any Superman projects, I would be fine with this. Always said he was wasted in the movies he was in. 

Man CuriosityStream really lives up to their name, huh?

Hey, they worked on TNG.

if they really wanted to troll people, one of the designs should be a bottle of ketchup next to a steak. 

The only Heinz ketchup accessory I need is a butter knife.

90% of the reason to watch the Rocketeer, is not for story. (which is not bad mind you)

To be fair, I wasn’t more than 9 years old, and honestly I’m fairly shocked that I was able to make it as far as I did.