Indiana Jones should just be put in a museum, and left there. Make some videogames instead.

Yet another great episode. Tulloch was stellar. I suppose I could agree that the turn-around time from JHI was a little short, but on the other hand I don’t want every arc to be some picture-perfect storybook balanced-obligated script. Some will take awhile, others can be brief, and even some can be just little rando a…

I need these places to get to the Shake-n-Bake level.

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Well, damn. I didn’t think Sega would go all in and do a massive overhaul like this. Nice effort.

At first, I thought the pig in the title was referring to Trump. Clickbait!

Interesting. I’m going to look into earplugs. The electronic ones aren’t supposed to be effective, but there are tons of the basic non-electronic ones out there.

The title "Destruction All-Stars" is kind of generic and forgettable.

I should bring a mask anyway. Maybe it’ll help filter out the bad mustard relish hotdog vomit smells. Don’t know what to do about hitting the people around me making the loudass crunchy candy wrapper noises, though.

That slo-mo group side shot in the opening snow forest battle in Ultron was pure comic book perfection. And Steve and Tony’s chopping wood conversation scene.

Totally. I remember some of the Winter Soldier reviews from critics at the time liked the fact that the Russos made every scene important.

I did like the goal of the scene, but it felt staged. Nothing related to BW’s bluff tactic.

Yeah, real convenient.

Next-gen graphics. Last-gen gameplay.

For me, the first Avengers film hasn’t aged well. Most of the dialogue are one step away from making me cringe. Most scenes seem set up and superficial. That scene between Widow and Loki, especially. Also, Cap’s PSA clown costume. I do remember the big appeal at the time was the team-up factor. It was pretty surreal,…

It depresses me that the potentially awesome adventures hinted at in TFA using an ex-Stormtrooper and a hotshot Resistance X-Wing leader got wasted so bad. Or that there also weren’t any meaningful scenes between Poe and Rey.

There’s probably a secret rehab program for acclaimed actors who got their careers dinged by being in Star Wars.

Nice! I’m grabbing the new Xbox whenever the Perfect Dark remake is released (assuming it ends up being worthy), along with the original XBLA remaster. And then go on an Xbox bc catalog binge.

Whatever mental gymnastics you need to do to emotionally cope with the PS5 supply issues, go for it. It’s some frustrating bullshit, to be sure.

All that work put in, and the characters still speak perfect white bread American English. Next.