I don’t get it. Just sexualize all the cartoons already. Keep them all hawt, both gal and guy characters. It makes the world a better place masturbating all day while growing up.

Lillian FTW 🤘

Renting games were the best.

It lived a good, full console life cycle. RIP

Minfilia has a nice pair of titties and tight abs. Need something to look at while all the dull talking and sleepy bgm is happening.

Nah, the biggest bullet point should have been about the aesthetics. Which looks below-average dumpy and ugly af straight across the board.

Thing is, to obtain them you need to:

Last time a bgm made me significantly stop in my tracks was the ocean overworld theme in Zelda Wind Waker. Apparently I wasn’t the only person, because someone went ahead and posted a 10-hour loop of it on YouTube:

Wow, I did not know Kellogg’s was doing this. Genius move. This is grrrr-eat!

Did you really just trigger the longest comment thread in the history of Kotaku? Jezus Ker-rice.

I like my McD Filet-O-Fish without tartar sauce. Tartar sauce makes me gag every time whenever I try to break my resistance. I keep trying though, because having to remember to order them special grows tiresome. 😖

Still hard to believe he's no longer with us. Dammit.

Ico.

The gap between ARR and Heavensward was a good stretch of wheel-spinning time for the devs, where they cranked out a ridiculous amount of dungeons. It’s where most new players either unsub, or enjoy the torture enough to actually keep going until they finally transition into HW. It was equivalent to the excessively…

Yo, someone at WB and/or DC with the power to do so, please kill this project. Go work on a John Stewart Green Lantern movie or something if you want some alien action film loaded with visual effects. Stop trying to destroy the Superman mythos with your dumbass ideas.

That those MFers decided to go with “Fenyx” was an automatic NO from me.

Follow the peeps on Twitter that give live stock 📢 alerts. Some (ok, a lot of) persistent despair with near-misses will be encountered, but just be ready for that 3am notification bell to go off. I got mine via this guy: https://twitter.com/PS5StockAlerts?s=09.

Yuffie the Wutai ninja operative needs to have an Asian accent to her English. Also, looks like we are in for more grunting and sighing overkill. Can't wait for a new youtube video counting them all out.

I think the entire point of the Yuffie content is probably to be an extra incentive to upgrade. Who knows for sure, though. They could easily make a PS4 version as an afterthought if they wanted to. Fan outrage might help the cause.

I still don’t know or want to know what the hell is going on with Lucasfilm, but as far as Marvel is concerned Disney+ has turned into Kevin Feige’s dream creative outlet for delving deep into all things Marvel that the big screen doesn’t have time for.