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Last time a bgm made me significantly stop in my tracks was the ocean overworld theme in Zelda Wind Waker. Apparently I wasn’t the only person, because someone went ahead and posted a 10-hour loop of it on YouTube:

Wow, I did not know Kellogg’s was doing this. Genius move. This is grrrr-eat!

Did you really just trigger the longest comment thread in the history of Kotaku? Jezus Ker-rice.

I like my McD Filet-O-Fish without tartar sauce. Tartar sauce makes me gag every time whenever I try to break my resistance. I keep trying though, because having to remember to order them special grows tiresome. 😖

Still hard to believe he's no longer with us. Dammit.

The gap between ARR and Heavensward was a good stretch of wheel-spinning time for the devs, where they cranked out a ridiculous amount of dungeons. It’s where most new players either unsub, or enjoy the torture enough to actually keep going until they finally transition into HW. It was equivalent to the excessively

Yo, someone at WB and/or DC with the power to do so, please kill this project. Go work on a John Stewart Green Lantern movie or something if you want some alien action film loaded with visual effects. Stop trying to destroy the Superman mythos with your dumbass ideas.

That those MFers decided to go with “Fenyx” was an automatic NO from me.

Follow the peeps on Twitter that give live stock 📢 alerts. Some (ok, a lot of) persistent despair with near-misses will be encountered, but just be ready for that 3am notification bell to go off. I got mine via this guy: https://twitter.com/PS5StockAlerts?s=09.

Yuffie the Wutai ninja operative needs to have an Asian accent to her English. Also, looks like we are in for more grunting and sighing overkill. Can't wait for a new youtube video counting them all out.

I think the entire point of the Yuffie content is probably to be an extra incentive to upgrade. Who knows for sure, though. They could easily make a PS4 version as an afterthought if they wanted to. Fan outrage might help the cause.

I still don’t know or want to know what the hell is going on with Lucasfilm, but as far as Marvel is concerned Disney+ has turned into Kevin Feige’s dream creative outlet for delving deep into all things Marvel that the big screen doesn’t have time for.

Finally got around to watching this pilot. I genuinely got choked up a few times on how well Superman/Clark was being Superman/Clark. The two sons angle still seems like an odd take for me, but for what it’s worth the writing tries really damn hard to make it work well and succeeds. The maturity of said writing was

The philosophy of a game based on speed and crossing the finish line apparently doesn’t apply to making the game.

She looks like she has the personality and acting chops. Blonde her, suit her up, and let’s go.

I’m just surprised that Kotaku doesn’t highlight FFXIV more prominently and more often. It’s where anime nerds, Final Fantasy nerds, and console/pc mmo nerds worlds collide.

Team Ninja’s Ninja Gaiden sure is one hell of a resilient series. I remember when it was a big deal on the first Xbox. Made me cave in to finally buy that dumbass 50lb console, with those dumbass jumbo controllers and all. Couldn’t believe how fast and smooth the combat system was at the time, though. Definitely was

Finally!

Yeah, something like that at least. The nerds over there at Square need to calm down.