kirkchop
Kirk Chop
kirkchop

I’d ask the same hell yeah. lol

Off the top of my head, I would imagine the following would have had to be worked out:

A testament to how great the game was.

If it had been released back then, it would’ve been regarded as probably the greatest licensing win in the history of videogames. When Nintendo, MS, Rareware, and EON/MGM (pushing Daniel Craig’s Bond), with their own set of agendas are in the same room discussing GoldenEye, it’s not hard to imagine that meeting

Basically a riff on TNG’s S7E17 “Genesis”.

And just think, we have only seen the after effects from an Earth-bound perspective. There is still the rest of the universe out there. Yikes.

I bet every current PS5 owner has a story to tell on how they managed to get their console.

“Refundable"

None of that Trekkie Nerd Wannabe crap. They need to also stop with the baby Yoda, Disneyland pandering bs. Take all the characters, make a comedic volleyball game. An effects-heavy chess game. A skateboard game. A cooking game. Alien cantina dating/drinking game. 

Yeah, most of these copy paste templated AAA games overstay their welcome way too often. They don’t know when the party is over and are like that one bitchass guest who is the last to leave.

Dude, if they ever make Coca-Cola flavored beer, we could probably proclaim that we've reached the pinnacle of human achievement.

Dude, if they ever make Coca-Cola flavored beer, we could probably proclaim that we've reached the pinnacle of human

What I don't understand is why this incident did not occur in Florida.

Please don’t remind me about the lack of F-Zero games. Making a grown man cry over here.

Another homerun pick by Feige. 

You would think that our society would have progressed past this nonsense, and instead be holding Jell-O dodgeball events by now. Sad!

There’s a sausage and rubber joke in here somewhere ready to be unleashed.

Well, there’s always chocolate colognes and perfumes. Non-edible to be sure, but hey who doesn’t like hanging out with someone who smells like coco puffs?

If all it took was a magic button, hell yeah. lol