My guess is that it’s hard to incorporate zombies and sewer levels into flight simulations.

Get out, nerd.

Ehh, let those nerds die. Sick of their bullshit anyway.

Aww, all of that time people spent investing their lives and money on will be gone with a flick of a switch. What will people do now?

BREAKING: Sony to add vibration and bidet features to PS5 console, for console sitting.

Capcom should make a top down RE 4p co-op Gauntlet brawler. lol

The same nerds who like Final Fantasy stories, and think it’s all up there with Shakespeare, when it’s really just because they were weened on localized trope-filled anime.

These look just as outdated as the word “cyberpunk” sounds. Gross.

Insane.

So we’ll have to add custom wheels under them. I don’t see what’s the big deal. Get over it.

Put MAGA caps on them, and then it'll all make sense. 

Zombies? What are those? They should put zombies in videogames. Never see enough of those. They should also make destroyed environments, so we can see how detailed they can get. Nah, it'll never happen. Studios are too creative to go that route.

I suppose we’re due anyway for another throwback FFIX-style magical white knight sword and bored dork nerdfest. I’ll wait til FFXVII.

PC: "PlayStation Consoles"

Where's the clit at on this thing?

Is there room to stuff a dead body in the trunk?

The great thing is, with the PS5 and the Xbox SX, we won’t have load times slowing us down anymore. It will be glorious.

Were they ads or just reminders that women exist?

Oh no. Scratch this one off the list.

PS5 release date: November 9th