Zombies? What are those? They should put zombies in videogames. Never see enough of those. They should also make destroyed environments, so we can see how detailed they can get. Nah, it'll never happen. Studios are too creative to go that route.

DC’s corporate ego appropriately put back in its place. Get to the back of the line.

I suppose we’re due anyway for another throwback FFIX-style magical white knight sword and bored dork nerdfest. I’ll wait til FFXVII.

PC: "PlayStation Consoles"

Where's the clit at on this thing?

Is there room to stuff a dead body in the trunk?

The great thing is, with the PS5 and the Xbox SX, we won’t have load times slowing us down anymore. It will be glorious.

Were they ads or just reminders that women exist?

Oh no. Scratch this one off the list.

PS5 release date: November 9th

NERD BAIT.

Screen peeking made games more intense, imo. People have to realize that in splitscreen competitions, it worked both ways. People could peek at me, but so could I at them.

Too bad there weren’t more games with splitscreen co-op modes. Screen peeking wouldn’t have been an issue. Ghost Recon 4p co-op on the 360 was fun as hell.

The white knights will chime in and say, “Well, it’s not terrible”. That’s the expectation they have. Lowered expectations avoids disappointment. Not worth the time reasoning with these simps. Let them enjoy life.

Fucking marketing teams. They need to keep their bitchass noses out of games. They probably don't even know how to hold a controller. 

Keep it up, Epic. It’ll make the ass-beating you’ll get from losing your case that much more hilarious.

Even if the MCU films didn’t exist, I’d still think this game looks like trash top to bottom. Character modeling is just unappealing, color palettes are uninspiring, and the story/gameplay premise just seems so... no comment.

Commissions must be nice.

Congratulations! You never forget your first. 🤘

I want it the other way around. Vodka in a pump dispenser!