Pretty awesome, but reading through all this began to make me wonder. So Nintendo has a rep for going after and shutting down groups that infringe on their IP copyrights, but here they rip off every single significant game idea in like the history of the entire scope of gaming genres, but then they went ahead and avoid…

Potato wedges:

It’ll be a Mini version of the Game Boy Micro. Unfortunately, a choking hazard for children.

The best thing about Three Men and A Baby was that the In Living Color tv show at the time did their own version with impersonations of Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and Sugar Ray Leonard.

Now you can stock up on multiple Joycons, for when they start drifting on you.

Real inventions right here, boyee. Bring some of that with us on our trips out to space.

See the thing with me is, I was partially already aware of how periods could unintentionally have a different tone, but I continued to use them. Why? Because 99% of texting is just fluff that isn’t worth taking the email route. I want them to sense the undertone that they are being annoying.

Easy fix. Play the console version.

Man, if eating and gaming is questionable, wait until a study comes out correlating gaming and porn fapping. lol

Every single person on this planet loves hyperbolic takes! Everybody!

The memes are based on some reality.

Boobs and butt sliders set to max. 

I don’t know about using phone cases and watches as promotional tools, but a tshirt or a giant beach towel would've sufficed for me. lol

Heinz is better than Hunt's and Del Monte. It's go time!

I wish the common saying, “best thing since sliced bread” was “best thing since pizza” instead. 

Which Phantasy Star had a monster called Biclops? I remember one of them had it, and it made me laugh. Like, wouldn’t that just be a plain monster with two eyes? The whole "clops" thing loses its purpose. lol

Exactly.

Picky eaters are a result of their parents who are lousy cooks.

How does it compare to the version in the GBA collection?

AC save files. Joycon drifting. Outdated online features. Weird issues like these make me hesitate to pick up a Switch. I’m thinking if I eventually do, I’d get the Pro Controllers anyway, but even then there are reports that those are having drift issues, too. What to do, what to do.