Easy fix. Play the console version.

Man, if eating and gaming is questionable, wait until a study comes out correlating gaming and porn fapping. lol

Every single person on this planet loves hyperbolic takes! Everybody!

The memes are based on some reality.

Boobs and butt sliders set to max. 

I don’t know about using phone cases and watches as promotional tools, but a tshirt or a giant beach towel would've sufficed for me. lol

Heinz is better than Hunt's and Del Monte. It's go time!

I wish the common saying, “best thing since sliced bread” was “best thing since pizza” instead. 

Which Phantasy Star had a monster called Biclops? I remember one of them had it, and it made me laugh. Like, wouldn’t that just be a plain monster with two eyes? The whole "clops" thing loses its purpose. lol

Exactly.

Picky eaters are a result of their parents who are lousy cooks.

How does it compare to the version in the GBA collection?

AC save files. Joycon drifting. Outdated online features. Weird issues like these make me hesitate to pick up a Switch. I’m thinking if I eventually do, I’d get the Pro Controllers anyway, but even then there are reports that those are having drift issues, too. What to do, what to do.

Same. If I do actually say something, it'll usually be some kind of game-breaking exploit so both parties can have a laugh about it. lol

That’s interesting. Where did all her previous quotes originate?

That is not what I meant. If Evan was still planning on reviewing the change as he mentioned in his article, he would probably have to reset to make the comparisons. I was just hoping he’d go in with a fresh set of eyes that hasn’t experienced the original, as there will be enough mmo nerd websites out there that will…

Or quit using a slow-ass loading html page just to log in on the PS4.

It’s like, if I’m ordering food and know what I want, I don’t need some ahole standing in line behind me telling me I should be ordering something else.

It is tricky. I sub to a wide range of stuff that interests me, but I only get around on average maybe two or three reliably. For me, it’s mostly time spent, and then it becomes how important is it really, and then how is the presenter keeping me engaged.

Haha!