an Ant-Man-themed restaurant featuring “oversized and shrunken foods”

Both were ace pilots growing up, they banged for awhile, then he went off to join the Resistance to her dismay. She became a bounty hunter, a bartender at Mos Eisley, and then president of Correllia before becoming a Sith Lordess. She also has a sidekick droid that makes funny quips and chirps. Probably also has her…

The rawr meter for Gemma in blue was off the charts. Solid actress. Good that she was painted up, I suppose. She can come back now as a different character and not many viewers will make the connection.

What, just doll her up in a revealing black Sith outfit, along with a pink lightsaber. Have her lick a few windshields. There, fixed.

How the Episode IX text crawl will start:

Fantasy football is a fucking viagra-like cancer on society. That is all.

Problem would be people trophy-hunting instead of playing the game. Kind of like how there are people who watch football to track their fantasy football points. If you need that shit to hold your interest, something might be wrong.

Kotaku, we need answers.

Now that is an interesting promotional idea. Seems like a fun win-win situation all around, for the band, the fans, the devs, and the marketing folks.

I guess in hindsight, Feige should’ve maybe just let Sony continue to tank the Spider-Man property until they gave up and decided to cut their losses. Now Sony is under the delusion that they don’t need Feige’s help. They want to learn how to lose the hard way, so be it.

I would like everyone to close their eyes, forget about this game for a moment, and then visualize what it would take to label an Avengers game as being terrible. Now open your eyes, and watch the trailer again. I’d say it hits pretty close to the mark.

Still looks, sounds, and animates terrible. I mean, I really don’t care for the characters to look like their MCU counterparts, or their comic book counterparts, or their Capcom counterparts, or toys, or whatever else. But if they want to take it in their own direction, the quality needs to be artistically equal to or…

They’ll make one more successful Spidey game. Then Sony will want them to increase their output to 2-3 titles a year. Then a few months later, key personnel will reportedly leave. Then shortly thereafter, we’ll see an article on here about Insomniac closing their doors. Bummer.

RIP Insomniac. You had a good run. Thanks for the memories.

Makes me wonder how well the messed up humor in Conker’s Bad Fur Day holds up today. The Great Mighty Poo sing-along and all that. lol

We call it a puzzle, because it takes us awhile to figure out that platforming mechanics in an MMO is 100% bullshit garbage.

Try the tower puzzle in Kugane, and then see if you still feel the same way.

There are flying challenges, in which he must fly through a series of rings before the time runs out.

So the white trash, shaved head, come at me bro, grim post-apocalyptic, zombie surviving, weapon loadout leveling, online team deathmatching, network troll mic’ing, e-sporting, 200-hour game is getting stale? You don’t say?