Lots of great effort all around. Do most of these people aspire towards getting work in the entertainment industry at some point as costume designers, etc? I would imagine being resourceful on a limited budget and still getting nice results would look pretty good on a resume.

Crazy... but that’s how it goes!

Yep. I mean, “over 2,000" people exposed on the list is not exactly a minor issue. The person(s) responsible for this screw-up had to have been extremely stupid to not pause for a second and wonder if a list with that high amount of information could be a security risk. Knowing the industry and how people are mostly…

I’d like a story mode where I land a head coach gig, and it’s structured like an RPG. My job would be to say all the right things to keep morale up, choose the right training type for each player according to their specific needs, address the press about injuries and other stuff post-game, dodge Gatorade bucket dumps…

Get off my e-lawn!

So the human race has moved on from duckfacing? Finally!

Re Crystal, what’s her trademark black hairband thing for? Does banding that side of her hair do anything?

Games like Dead or Alive I can say with 100% certainty is pandering to objectifying both female and male body types, and almost comes off as a parody because of it.

I find people who talk excessively in VoIP just as annoying as toxic aholes. Lay off the caffeine and Red Bull, people!

If both options are in front of me and was forced to choose one, I’d go with nacho, but come back later and steal the cool ranch.

Yeah seriously. And toothpicks through the center never seems to work well enough. We need more inventions in this field. 

Nice, lol. Yeah I remember the exact time Mario Party had come out. My bud picked it up as a Blockbuster rental after we both got off work. We managed to coerce another friend to join us for some 3p action. It was such a crazy fun game, but when we got to the thumb-wrecking minigames, there were a lot of “Are you…

I remember having to move to palms after my thumbs got shredded. Which also eventually got trashed!

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I was just wondering about that, because yeah some cheeses can absolutely reach total overkill. I’m thinking tons of mozzarella might work, like maybe a mega-stacked, pizza calzone mozzarella cheeseburger or something.

Man, whatever happened to the good old days when Nintendo controllers used to shred players’ thumbs playing Mario Party, and us getting some free condom gloves out of it.

Games of the future will be $12.oo and last 2-3 hours, monopolized by a new Snapchat empire. We’ll surf Fandango for a ticket, hop into our flying electric Camaros, fly past our local neighborhoods (now submerged underwater from massive flooding due to rising sea levels) into theaters with our IMAX VR PlayStation 8…

DAMMIT, NOW WE NEED A NEW INDIANA JONES GAME.

On a side note, I don’t know why, but no matter how well games can crank out amazingly detailed visuals, I have a hard time buying the body language of character models like those seen in this game. I’d like game animators to steal the mannerisms of how actual actors might sell a scene, because these games all seem to…