kirkchop
Kirk Chop
kirkchop

Yep. I have a Fitbit Versa, and functionality-wise I dig it. The main things I use it as (or for) -

I eventually cleared the challenges, but still... I hate when games put them in. Especially when some of them are essentially variations on the whole “Superman 64 flying through rings” bullshit. The ones in the Batman Arkham games in particular had me in Nope-Fuck-You-Devs Mode.

Taserface Returns. He faked his death!

T’chaka: The Black Panther The Animated Series.

Justin Hammer needs to come back in a big way. Dude was great.

The Master of Unlocking shall not be denied!

Oh yeah! Oh, and Vigilante 8. Remember that one?

Yeah, Toshinden would be a good representation. Trying to recall all of the other notable pre-analog stick titles back then. Warhawk was popular for awhile, iirc. Abe’s Oddysee. Parappa the Rapper. Ridge Racer.

Also, they should force players to stare at 2-3 minute static loading screens.

Microsoft, mini-Xbox next then? 

Mario Kart reference. Valid Kotaku topic, and even managed to include porn. 10/10. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

Yeah, all the fine print of “at available participating locations” is bs. Either go all in, or don’t do it in the first place. Customers ain’t got time to figure out if the place near them accepts it or not. If I see that kind of print, it immediately gets deleted or thrown in the trash.

Ohio? Is Florida taking a break for now?

So... with the absence of Cyborg, who is manning the tech department? And are we going to see a Titans Tower as their base of operations?

That screenshot above isn’t really helping to convince us otherwise.

At this point, it might actually help Cavill to ditch Superman. As an actor it must be frustrating to see WB/DC ruin what was a potentially great franchise but still have to fake his enthusiasm in interviews. Zack Snyder was a problem, but WB and DC in general is/had been an operational train wreck for a long time even

I mean, it started as a plumber saving a princess from a gorilla, while jumping over barrels at construction sites and factories. How can this really get any weirder?

Zack Snyder: "Oh, now I get it. I think."

Merx gets it.

You guys might be investing waaaaay too much logic and reason into a Mario game. lol