Like the poster art for this movie, there’s just way too many characters crowding this film. There were a few points in the movie where it came close to undermining the focus between Rey and Kylo, which I would assume was meant to be the “A plot”.

Good move. Why this was greenlit and got so far into implementation is beyond insulting. Who are these so-called producers, directors, and GMs who let this shit happen in the first place? They should try using their brains instead of mindlessly saying yes to every corporate money-grabbing idea.

Star Wars needs more characters that have normal names, like “Luke”, “Ben”, etc. Getting real tired of people trying to come up with exotic sci-fi sounding bullshit. Add some Johns and some Janes already.

What actual purpose does him having a hood serve, by the way?

Geostorm 2: Twitchstorm.”The epic sequel where our heroes passively watch other heroes passively do what they should be passively doing, but instead are content to passively sit there eating their fucking potato chips and slogging around like they are the illegitimate lazy fucking children of Jabba The Hutt.”

Where you needed to don a helmet while in the back seat, in case your head went through the rear glass window after going over a speed bump.

No bad acting. Just a horrendous script. The players they cast are pretty solid. They sold it as well as they could. Just a big waste of talent.

I saw it, and this review is pretty close to my reaction. Lots of solid acting, but the overall dialogue and story was just loaded with bad 90's disaster tropes and quips.

It bombed because it’s a weak premise. Not many films with similar beats were able to pull it off. I don’t think most people are interested in a movie that bases itself in genre in-jokes combined with a fantasy aspect, probably because once a character gets transported into a fictional world inside a fictional world,…

I clearly recall watching the Voyager premiere, being hyped by the crew roster, and then being utterly disappointed at the end when Janeway made her speech about the Maquis agreeing to follow Starfleet rules. Wtf?

Corellian Graffiti.

The Phantom Corellian.

I can’t help but feel like they could have come up with something more intriguing than “A Star Wars Story”. It’s too close a vibe to “Holiday Special”.

No one is going to tolerate that break down the middle. Users will probably end up turning it sideways and use the bottom screen as a keyboard. Just like the old school phones.

Nah. Wakanda isolationist philosophy is don’t get involved unless they are directly threatened. They probably assessed the possibility that even that alien invasion could be stopped without them getting involved. And even if it couldn’t, Wakanda has the intelligence, technology, and confidence to stop it all if the…

I find it optimistic and hopeful that in the far future, profanity is still a fucking cool tradition. Just like birthday cakes and apple pie.

I find it optimistic and hopeful that in the far future, profanity is still a fucking cool tradition. Just like birthday cakes and apple pie.

Comic books are amazing. Amazing that they can invent new ways of jumping the shark on a monthly basis.

It still amazes me from time to time that we are able to even say there is a live action Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Wasp, Captain Marvel, etc . Though I guess the same could be said for War Machine, Black Panther, Vision, Strange, et al. Marvel sure has put in some serious mileage to their MCU. It’s just nuts how…

I got it. The perfect set up.