Tell me Mark Wahlberg makes an appearance in the movie, whips out his prosthetic dong, then sings “The Touch”.

That bottel of win was mind! Bastrd!

Scrotobots.

Transformers meet Barbie, I’d imagine. And maybe with Jenna Ortega playing a giant kid who makes them kiss each other and stuff.

No, it’s Spider-Man: Jafar from Home.

Penises wearing wigs!

Remake The Little Mermaid again, but this time really fuck up Flounder and cover him with open sores and hairy moles.

Did they miss Hopkins’s recent comment about his work in the Thor movies?: “They put me in armor; they shoved a beard on me. Sit on the throne, shout a bit....If you’re sitting in front of a green screen, it’s pointless acting it.”

Hmm, this gives me an idea about a teen comedy or a musical based on that teen comedy!

He’s an asshole if he’s using the bathroom without buying something first.

I thought those other two were just Mary-Kate and Ashley suspended from cables.

Wait, Succession isn’t live like SNL?

The big mistake is covering the hit!  Cool people cover the b-sides or the some obscure song like “New York City” or something by the Plastic Ono Band.  Embarrassing.

Fuck, how’s Strong gonna Method research that one?!?

He’s a fake!  Prince Ali was Agrabah’s answer to George Santos!

If you can’t deal with seeing Jessica Rabbit’s vajayjay, then you’re in ISIS!

All that family wealth would also convince me to ignore that my boyfriend thinks my sea friends and family are delicious.  The “Les Poissons” number should be pretty disturbing if you really think about it.

Best comedies I’ve seen from the 2020s so far:

Why would I need comedies when I can get all my laughs from syndicated comic strip Cathy?  “CHOCOLATE!  AACK!” Oh, Cathy.

Don’t forget your free auditing in Clearwater!