I’m just glad I get to go into my “I’m....an AAAAActo-aaah!” speech.

Maybe he can fill in.

Her voice seems to have been the problem and not the acting. It sounded like she had the comic chops, timing, and personality generally down, but that’s an odd choice for the production to be choosing someone with inadequate vocal skill to fill Barbra’s shoes. It does sound like her voice wasn’t “just okay”, but…

More like Beanie, um,...Fell On Her Face!

Those Cannes audiences sneak in Raisinets and M&Ms like the rest of us!

-- Dave Pirner

I’m worried this guy’s so irreverent that he might kill off all those precious Porgs.

He’s kinda being religious while in the “wrong” group. If you’re accepting an award at the CMAs, it’s okay to thank God. If you’re black and accepting an award (that’s statistically pretty rare, I know), it’s okay to thank God. But Pratt is a young white guy in Hollywood who’s probably religious despite what he says,…

I think I remember the EU jailing a Vassar junior who dared go to Europe with a Fuji Finepix.

“Er-hay utt-bay ooks-lay ig-bay!”

I sure hope so. I named my 2-month-old baby Vecna and I don’t wanna be sorry.

I’m really pretty excited about this, and a little worried at the same time. The musical is really a serious and dark work with some lighthearted pieces peppered on top, rather than a lighthearted work (like the movie) with some dark stuff peppered on top. There’s an emotional intensity to / culminating in Act II…

I’m nominating the actress who plays Darlene Snell for the Sandra Bernhard role.

I didn’t watch the trailer.  Is it a train that moves like a bullet or a bullet that I can ride to Long Island?

I didn’t watch the trailer.  Is it a train that moves like a bullet or a bullet that I can ride to Long Island?

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If this is a success, I hope they can figure out how to stretch out WWII as long as they can!

You mean not even the pole dancers?

Fair.  I’m being conventional, and Kirby, Atwell, and Ferguson are all pretty conventionally attractive.

Czerny’s just as much of an asshole as he was in the ‘90s! Welcome back!