Video games are the worst victims of capitalism as they double down faster on profit-driven incentives to the detriment of people’s health and wellbeing via things like always-online, lootboxes, employee crunch and other crap. 

Remedy’s Control in my opinion is the best underrated game of the decade.

Boomer is a mindset though.

No shit.

A special thank you to the Christo-fascist President Jeanine Anez of Bolivia for this ugly abomination.

I have less respect for people who buy Stadia than people who buy a Fallout First subscription.

I know right?

Ctrl+F “Death Grips”

Give Joe Johnston a Superman film and have Henry Cavill as Superman.

I don’t mind that.

Can MTV tell the Pete2020 campaign to stop doing this shit?

Sorry Steve, but you’ll never beat Conan’s travel skills.

Yeah I bet he doesn’t understand that the movie is about guillotining people like him.

That’s a lot of bridges, man.

So I’m in the final mission of Control by Remedy Studios and it sucks that this game flopped. Control is one of the best designed games of 2019 and it’d put it alongside the likes of Outer Worlds and RE2Make as the best games of the year. It has a lot of things I like: Lovecraftian influences, Max Payne gameplay…

I mean, the original author and the CG director for the games are involved in this series so I’m pretty sure they’re Netflix’s Tit CEOs

Where’s Song of the South?

The Outer Worlds has an AppleTV+ adaptation now?

It’s as insufferable as that one time Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Everyone involved with Number 35 is now a QAnon influencer and the only way we can stop them is to collectively say “OK Boomer”.