Seriously, why not just make a Pixar or Disney 3D animated version of Lion King instead?

1) I don’t know a single person with a fond everlasting memory of any of these live action Disney remakes. People I know are still talking about the old Jungle Book film rather than the live action remake, and people will still be talking about the original Lion King rather than this remake in the near future. Same…

Daffy wanted Robespierre to guillotine Scrooge.

HON HON HON IT IZ I ZE GREEN GOBLIN!

This is literally what Nancy Pelosi dreams of doing to AOC, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib and Ayanna Pressley at her private summer residence with Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer.

I mean, it’s not false.

flso, The Summer Anime Season of 2019 is the best Anime Season I’ve ever seen since 2011. I’m serious. I’ve never seen so much good anime in one season. There’s so much amazing anime to recommend this season and here’s a list:

So I saw Spider Man Far From Home and.....I liked it better than Ant Man 2 that’s for sure.

Well if you’re willing to learn Redneck Cherokee French then go ahead.

*SPOILERS*

Why not just invite Crossbones for a round of Striking Vipers?

Is this the Striking Vipers X sequel Charlie Brooker’s about to write soon?

I’m sorry, but The Wire doesn’t have pointless flashback episodes to when Marlowe was a young kid or something.

What a shame. This will always be my favourite song by Super Junior:

Ice Hockey is why I’m always suspicious of Americans calling Canadians “nice”.

Give me more of Billy as The Blob/The Stuff leading a pack of zombies to invade Hawkins and less of everything else.

I’m not “they”, so i’ve never asked for an Aunt Lydia backstory. 

If that’s true, then it’s a shame because:

Funny since Keanu Reeves is also in Eternals, because recently, I truly believe that Johnny Mnemonic needs a sequel and that Joe Keery should play Keanu Reeved’s son in that film.

Well you can explore how Gilead was created without relying on villain backstories.