Kaufman is too busy playing "Donald Trump".

Great…now I want Dr. Evil hosting a game show!
:-(

Comey doesn't get any wings, because he messed up the election! He gets the Bizarre Foods menu.

Not at all…

Now, I'm wanting those crushed and the wings coated in it.

#AlternativeBreading

No, but they can usually get soggy if the breading isn't thick enough.

Question:

This is nice and all, but with FOX tv having the rights to it, all I need is the 90's X-Men cartoon theme being played. Can you do that? Pretty please…with artificial sweetener on top.

Not a fan of JBL with what he does to people, but I can't lie…he's a GREAT talker!

Leaping Splits Orton is the best Orton and I still want him to play Namor in a movie.

The only Clapton-related tune I need in my life is "Sunshine Of Your Love".

Not a fan of Kenny G, but for some reason, I love Song Bird.

Yeah, who ever heard of a Derby Pizza?

Customer 1: What type of cheese is on this?

Can't lie…if I hear "Show me that smile again…" during the trailer, I'm there.

Reminds me of Phil Dunphy.

Whichever one was on tv.

*evil laugh*

Confession: About a year ago, I watched Blade Runner for the first time and was rather bored.