Perfect! I've often argued that the world needs a fresh take on Dracula but with more strangely awkward self-indulgence.

Kinder. Gentler. Still entirely irrelevant.

I tried to watch one episode of this show and couldn't understand what was happening at all. It all felt very awkward and wooden and I couldn't tell if it was intended for adults or children. I expected Tommy Wiseau to appear.

I bet the idiot president also believes that Tony Montana was totally and completely "vindicated" (WOW) at the end of Scarface.

My post was nothing until you replied. I am discovered.

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT HERZOG IS BAD. HERZOG IS VERY BAD. BRING ME HIS TEETH!

It took George Harrison multiple takes to make the riff at the opening of "Help!" sound right (you can hear him complain that the song is too fast on bootlegs of the song being recorded), therefore we must conclude that The Beatles were bad at music and only saved by their producer.

" hip-hop acts like Run The Jewels and Eagles of Death Metal."

I can't even remember who I only like ironically anymore.

I would have gone to this if Charlie Hunnam did the same walk he was doing in Sons of Anarchy in full King Arthur gear.

I imagine this discussion at Sony Pictures Releasing:

I believe that he's following Herzog's example of "ecstatic truth". A vlog that is actually "quite simply, when someone films the events of their day" is boring. Neistat's vlog is not boring, and is instead a showcase for his talent. Don't be annoyed: you just actually understand what he's doing.

Casey Neistat's "quite simply, when someone films the events of their day" videos are in fact better produced and edited than many network television shows.

MAY THE ROAD RISE TO MEET YOUR WHEELS.

The ratings are like the owls.

At the end of Alien Covenant, I mostly felt shame, like the time I imprudently responded to a booty call from an ex, I felt I had cheapened something that was once great and worse still encouraged an indiscretion like that to possibly happen again.

I believe this is what the kids call "Boringcore" right?

I am currently writing a Johnny Depp biography entitled "CAUTIONARY EXAMPLE" which coincidentally will also in the future be the name of the Wikipedia article about Trump's brief presidency.

I look forward to SEMI-COLON: A WERNER HERZOG FILM

I got a chill when I saw Lucy manning her desk there.