There are two books I’ve read recently and would recommend to anyone interested in global cargo shipping: Ninety Percent of Everything: Inside the Invisible Industry That Puts Clothes On Your Back, Gas In Your Car and Food On The Table and Seized: A Sea Captain’s Adventures Battling Scoundrels and Pirates While…

I know custoday battles are expensive but I hope, if he can do it, that he takes her back to court. Those babies are not safe.

I thought it was Bucky and Uncle Ben?

Possibly? Several people have challenged him on Twitter about the supposed pub drinks, and he hasn’t responded.

And it seems he might have completely invented the night they had a drink together at a pub. Apparently he’s only ever met her at a Suits PR event. 

Me too, and I hates it.

Note: I post this not to stripper shame - a job’s a job, and this one doesn’t hurt anyone.

I post this because it was supposedly at a club called the Bada Bing.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/1934815/trump-teams-mellissa-carone-responds-to-stripper-claims/

Two days ago I would’ve lectured you about dragging the woman for what she’s done, not her fashion and hair styles. Because I recognized a woman of My Tribe, a middle aged Chardonnay mom who may need the occasional Xanax (I’d never testify while on either, tho) and whose hair never completely left the 80s. I like her…

I was watching people on Twitter drag this woman for her hairstyle and glasses and wardrobe and I have to say —- I was conflicted. Because while she’s obviously a terrible person, I can recognize a member of my tribe - i.e., middle aged Chardonnay mom who sometimes likes a lil Xanax and whose hair never completely…

Yes. He’s an institutionalist, I think, with an eye to legacy.

And Gorsuch has surprised me a few times, tho not nearly like Roberts.

I hope VP Harris makes Justice Tap a Keg cry a whole bunch.

I have this - sometimes I have full blown sleep paralysis but normally it’s just this - I know I’m dreaming but every time I “wake up” I’m not awake. In my dream I’ll be telling myself - “this is a dream, close your eyes, open them again and you’ll be awake” until eventually I wake up. It usually involves me lacking…

Three words: wildflower seed bomb

“Vigorously mediocre” is perfect and I’m gonna use it A Lot.

President Trump’s favorite rock star, Ted Nugent, adopted a young girl so he could take her on the road and rape her. He has a song called Wang Tang Sweet Poontang. And he shit himself repeatedly for 2 weeks to dodge the draft.

But sure, we’ll believe conservatives are offended by a couple of Black women singing about…

Thank you. I’m in the South, and I’ll admit I’ve gone barefoot where I ought not to have gone barefoot sometimes, but my lady parts slammed shut and tried to crawl up into my stomach when I saw this picture.

But she’s skinny.

Kim didn’t even do the pioneering famewhore work. That was her mom.

I’m pretty sure she already has at least one son. I’m sure she loves him, but holy shit. Gross to her own son, gross to gay men. 

Of course you don’t mention that multiple Facebook users have threatened Whitmer’s life. Or that spittle raged trash were up in cops’ faces at the previous protest.  

I’ve never seen any of the Exorcist movies and I probably won’t because I’m a horror wimp. I have a very vivid imagination, a tendency for sleep paralysis, and, while as a Christian I don’t believe in demonic possession, that doesn’t mean my lizard brain isn’t scared to death to watch a movie about it. And I really…