My mom is in a retirement apartment community - not assisted living, tho staff go around each morning to make sure every resident’s door has been opened (yes, really!) It’s basically a dorm for old people and my BFF and I agree, assuming that we outlive our husbands, that we’d love to move into one when we’re old.…

That’s the problem with you urban elitists - too good to eat your own boogers.

The only wealthy farms are factory farms. Family farmers, no.

It makes me cry, every single time I hear it.

I want to visit Australia SO BADLY.

She’s a strange lil dog. Half corgi, half lab - deliberately bred by neighbors, not in a puppy mill or anything. One ear up, one ear down. She’s sweet to people, mean as shit to her brothers, who are both much larger than her and both, we think, part pit. Terrified of her. Biggest dog will sit and whine outside the…

Pray tell what is the big smoke?

I spent all of today with my Diva building our new garden from scratch. Many trips to Lowes. Lots o’ bags of dirt. Digging on knees in the mud. Diva’s young — me, not so much.

Fuck, I’m tired. But I have wine and a gorgeous ass flower bed.

LA or Houston?

I live in a concrete sauna. Hooded raincoat and boots in Houston May through September is not gonna work. Then again pop density is not a thing here. And downtown Houston has miles of underground tunnels. In summer I can go all day without being truly outside.

CorgiLab. Much dumb. So entitlement.

Lil Black Dog sez he is harbinger of tummy scratches and overzealous licking.

YES. You see, I think White’s got the Robert Mitchum-type hot going on, which is kind of the hot Del Toro’s got - the sleepy eyes, sleepy voice, pounce on you like a tiger if you manage to wake em up kinda thing.

Fuck yeah - THAT’S the pic.

Veryveryveryveryveryveryvery DAMN CLOSE.

I’ve never seen one in the wild, only in print or onscreen.

I work in a very small group of professionials in a very large city. At my old firm, in the Dallas office, we had a librarian who turned out to be missing way more than one screw. One of my buddies in that library told her husband that if there was a shooting at the office, it’d be this chick. When our very passive…

I learned it from my sister who also keeps a magnifying mirror. Great time to pluck eyebrows as well.

I still wear JN. and Loves Baby Soft.

Man I fucking HATE the brown spots. Can’t they all at least join up so I have some color?

Doctors need to invent a method for melanin transplants. I need one. I’m not quite blue blooded but I’m very pale and it’s not pretty especially in middle age.