Come is the verb. Cum is the noun. (Trust me, I’m a professional.)

Opening act is Pump 19. He’s very obscure, you’ve probably never heard of him.

Pfft. Emerson and Peabody probably knew about it all along.

Mmmm...no. She had a good life for quite a while, but she was always a mess. My grandmother basically raised her kids (she was widowed young), and then her 2nd husband - who adopted her 4 kids - left her because she wouldn’t quit enabling her oldest daughter, who had a hella bad drug problem (prison, theft, etc.…

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the 70s was a long fashion nightmare, especially if your family didn’t have much money. 60s were worse - I was little in the sixties and my mom sewed all our clothes. And she bought cheap fabric - because poor - and cheap fabric is itchy as hell. I have sensitive skin but she always insisted I was just picky. There’s…

I’d forgotten about the smell but yeah, I do remember the piping.

I’ve also forgotten the smell of a bunch of little kids in an un-air conditioned car in the middle of a Texas summer but my mom swears she hasn’t.

Our kids won’t know the glorious freedom of parents who don’t care what you’re doing as long as you’re not doing it around them.

Well - mine will. But most won’t.

No. Did you grow up in southeast Texas?

There was a lot more polyester and child-slapping in the 70s. Also more beehives and chain smoking mamas.

Man, those 70s ads are giving me serious deja vu. My mom’s best friend and my aunt were both overweight and wore clothes just like that. I can see them, in their respective kitchens. My aunt with her modified beehive and wearing polyester capris and a polyester tent top and flowered flip flops standing over the stove…

I’ve read about this , and it’s so egregiously awful. Have there been lawsuits about it? And have the plaintiffs ever won? Tho I guess the suit would be brought in tribal courts, right? So the tribes would win? I believe I’ve also read that case law says tribes determine their own standards for inclusion.

I’d be so fucking thrilled to achieve Barely Beige. Anything other than Fork In The Microwave White.

Because Charlamagne’s whole schtick is to play the devil’s advocate when the devil is doing just fine on his own,

I will never be like you but good God, do I want to be like you.

YOU SHUT UP ABOUT BUCKY.

Nurses are (usually) the best. I’ve been fantastically lucky every time I’ve been in the hospital.

God what a fucking asshole doctor!

I’ve been on an ng tube once in my life and I’d better never have to do it again. I had the ng tube for 24 hours. It was worse - so much worse - than 2 weeks on a ventilator and I’m not joking.

I have to comment on every thread that discusses intestinal problems.

I don’t see how anyone could not sympathize with this guy. We’ve all felt like this - it’s only by the grace of God we haven’t all pooped ourselves in public. There was a Pissing Contest about this, wasn’t there?

I still wear them. Usually newsboy caps and similar casual ones. But I do have some Fincy Straw Church Lady hats.