Except that in 25 years, only one button will still work, and it probably won’t be the one that starts the car. 

As an Audi guy myself, while I appreciate your gusto, almost no Audi is going to make it to 25 years. It’ll die of electrical gremlin hell, engine will turn into a boat anchor, or any other slew of things will curse its fate. On the positive side of the things, if, by some miracle, any Audi of any model makes it 25…

You’re better off waiting for the 2001 RS4 Avant tbh.

and that’s when I’ll be able to affffoooord itttt..... ah crap by that time it’ll be a collectible

As someone working in an industry that most consumers kinda loathe, maaaaaybe don’t say that sort of thing online ? Lol. 

would it kill you to watch it?

I’ve been grossed out by my own earbuds; no way I’m sharing yours.

Unidentified Alternate Popstar.

Thanks for the writeup. Last year Jalopnik wrote that we should make the show weirder and we listened. It gets weird!

And this people is why we cant have nice things. When it started Uber was a side gig for people that already have jobs to make a few bucks on the side. Then a bunch of people decided to do it full time and bitch about how the system doesn’t work as they assume it should. Uber/Lyft didnt do anything to discourage this…

I can’t believe it...

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

but then how will your body process all that sweet sweet Rich Energy?

all 7 people in america who would recognize him will be very upset. lol

Joule thief!

But it helps.

plight.

I’m gonna call it fair game on the grounds that Patrick is making fun of what are clearly stylistic choices made by Storey, not inherent physical characteristics.

He looks more like a young Rick Rubin to me.

End of Storey.